"Lord forgive us our trespasses, as we break into this house..."

[daughtershade]

Chatting after Supernatural last night. amiguriken and I got off on one. (She doesn't even watch the show, mind you.)



RE: Last night's ep of Supernatural

Daughtershade: I'm really excited that they wore their Mormon suits again. Hee! They look like they should have the little bicycles too!
amiguriken: *snicker* You're sick. Funny, but sick.
Daughtershade: They bought the suits in the airplaine mystery ep to pass themselves off as FBI/Homeland Security agents.... but with their baby faces, no matter what kind of badges they had, no one would have believed them in real life. They looked more like Mormons.
Daughtershade: This time they wore them to impersonate insurance agents.
amiguriken: Yeah. I've seen feds. I wouldn't buy them as feds. Insurance agents maybe. But in those suits, probably overdressed.
Daughtershade: Elder Dean and Elder Sam to the rescue.
amiguriken: Oh gah. The great Mormon superheroes have arrived.
Daughtershade: Hee!
amiguriken: "Here, I'll save you from this evil demon. By the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your eternal savior? Here, why don't you read this pamphlet while I do my Ghostbuster routine."
Daughtershade: LOL EXACTLY
amiguriken: "I'll save your physical form, but only the truths in the Book of Mormon can save your soul."
Daughtershade: LOL
Daughtershade: They could be young Baptist preachers... you know the kind that only have one suit. That's Sam and Dean.
Daughtershade: "Oh Lord, forgive this sinner as I blow away this ghastly unclean thing with your shotgun of righteousness..."
amiguriken: "While Brother Dean there is casting out the spirits from your house, why don't you and I wander down here by this creekside and I'll baptize you. Then we can all go back to your place for a nice pot-luck. Whadda you say?"
amiguriken: LOL
Daughtershade: Dean in the background: "We'd better be getting some fried chicken outta this deal!"
amiguriken: And mashed potatoes.
Daughtershade: Can't forget those.
amiguriken: Hell no. Not if it's going to be a proper Baptist shindig.
Daughtershade: Dean: "Like Paul once said..."
Daughtershade: Sam: "Oh don't start up on Paul again!"
amiguriken: *snicker*
amiguriken: "You know, this here demonic possession reminds me of a story in the Bible..."
amiguriken: "Watching that ghost truck coming toward me reminded me of something Jesus once said..."
Daughtershade: *kneeling down to pray with the sinner while the demon gets closer* Person they're helping: "Shouldn't you take care of that?" *boys keep praying for everybody and their grandmother* Person they're helping: "Any time now guys!"
amiguriken: And Lord, bless this, thy holy hand grenade, that with it we might...er...sorry, wrong show.
Daughtershade: "We don't believe in alchohol...well except for burning the bodies of the restless spirits so that they may seek the Lord." "Right you are brother."
Daughtershade: "Brother? I thought you guys were Baptist not Catholic."
Daughtershade: "Well, he really is my brother."
amiguriken: *snicker*

RE: Current events

amiguriken: Oh, hey, Japan is pulling all its troops from Iraq by May. Those four men will finally get to see their families again.
Daughtershade: *dies* You're so bad.
amiguriken: At least it wasn't Canada. I don't know what the troops would do without Bob and Joe.
Daughtershade: Hey now!
amiguriken: Hee.
amiguriken: Hey, Bob and Joe play a very important role in Iraq. Someone has to stand around and say "Eh" in the proper tone.
Daughtershade: Hee
amiguriken: And if they can do it while bitching about the quality of American beer, so much the better.
amiguriken: Morale depends on Bob and Joe.


Daughtershade: I'm going to have to post this... We're funny, and we might offend someone which is always a plus.
amiguriken: *snicker*