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bubbles83: Five movies that John and Rodney made Teyla watch (That she actually enjoyed. Not that she'd let them know that.)
1) After the first couple weeks on Atlantis, when people started feeling more comfortable, Rodney explained something about a 'group server' and 'media files'. Teyla didn't understand, but he seemed excited about it. On their team night, John and Rodney argued about what to watch, when Elizabeth came by and recommended a 'movie'. Rodney agreed, and they watched a story called The Princess Bride. The story was simple, the characters recognizable, and she didn't have to have them stop it to answer as many questions as they normally would. The dashing man in black reminded her a little of John. The gentile giant reminded her of Halling. The loud obnoxious genius...well she couldn't help glancing at Rodney every time the man talked. He was mouthing along with the words. Teyla hoped that they didn't think she was as idiotic as Buttercup.
2) After Ford left, John pulled away from them all. When she tried to speak to him, he refused to talk about it. It was easier to console Rodney. He seemed to be feeling a little abandoned. She suggested they watch a movie together, even if John didn't want to participate. Rodney in an ill mood chose something called Apocolypse Now. When John caught them watching it, he marched over to the television and turned it off. Teyla often wondered what happened to Captain Willard, but she was afraid to ask.
3) When the ordeal with the Aurora was over, and they had toasted a glass to her crew, Teyla found John on one of the balconies with a glass in his hand. He'd had more than the toast. When she gave him a look, he gave a bitter sweet smile and took her to the media room. There he showed her a movie that was different from the ones they usually watched. There was no color or explosions or team sports with heart warming stories. It was called Casablanca. When the sad ending was over Teyla gave John another look. He only shrugged and said "Aurora was my Ingrid Bergman I guess." Teyla didn't know who that was, but she thought she understood.
4) Teyla despised Spider-man. John and Rodney both couldn't stop talking about both movies. They debated them endlessly. She couldn't see the facination. While the idea of 'with great power comes great responsibility' was a noble one, she didn't think the character adhered to it well. First he profited from his gifts and then he turned his back on them. Teyla would have given anything for gifts like his, ones that she could use to fight the Wraith. Perhaps that was what blindsided her when Ford dosed them with the enzyme. She still couldn't stand Spider-man, but the Batman movie they showed her gave her hope.
5) When John made them watch the Back to the Future movies to annoy Rodney, it was an exciting evening. The two baited each other while she and Ronan kept making comments or questions that would keep the fight going. It was obvious the two were enjoying themselves, and in turn she and Ronan enjoyed the evening as well. If anyone asked her what the movies were about, or if she had to explain them, she would't have been able to, but the smile on her face would be answer enough.
Forgirl_clone: Five times the Metallicar wished it were a pickup instead.
1) The day that Dean drove through that field in Delaware the car shuddered at the cow muck that was getting flung up on it's sides. Dean patted the steering wheel and cooed about hand washing and the wax job to end all wax jobs. The car made it across the field and the werewolf didn't know what hit it. Sam just shook his head. His brother was really weird.
2) Saving children from a fire caused by a poltergeist was fine. Saving sticky children who are left alone on backseats with candy is not fine. Someday, Dean is going to learn this point when he can't manage to get the key to work in the ignition. No matter how hard he tries.
3) Sam is tall with a capitol T. He has big feet. He kicks in his sleep. Trying to find an Impala back window in Idaho on a Saturday? Impossible. Dean swears that Sam is getting tossed out while the car is still moving if he hears so much as one snore.
4) Girls dig the car. How can they not? But even an old vehicle like his doesn't have all the leg room one really needs to...fully experience the joys of a giggling bar fly. Dean sometimes wonders if that's why his dad drives a truck with extra blankets stowed, and then promptly slaps himself for thinking of sex and his dad in the same sentence. Ew.
5) 1986. Dean is seven years old and he will never forgive his father. There was ghost trouble. An old lady was in danger. He understands that, respects it even, but that's no reason to use the Impala as a battering ram to blow open the gate. The bumper is completely twisted. Three out of four headlights are gone. The passenger front quarter panel is ripped almost to the door. "Maybe I should put one of those gatecrasher type bumpers on the front?" John wonders aloud. Dean looks at him in horror. John ducks his head and quickly looks away. The idea is never mentioned again, but John does buy a cheap truck to fix up the next winter.
Forbrooklinegirl: Five Times Turnbull Walked in on RayK and Fraser Having Sex.
1) Sometimes having a live-in Mountie inside the Consulate was a good thing. Constable Fraser was there for emergencies, which put Ren's mind at ease. It was hard being in charge of a whole Consolate alone. Ren considered he and Fraser a team. Of course, it also being his living area could cause problems. For instance, one night Ren walked all the way home before he realized he'd left his lunch bag and the special omelet pan that he'd used for the Inspector's breakfast that morning. By the time he'd walked all the way back, it was starting to get dark. That's why he easily missed the black car parked out front, otherwise he would have never let himself in. Detective Vecchio, who he was never to call Kowalski not even if he wanted to, was bent over Ren's desk with Constable Fraser on top of him. "Oops," Ren said and immediately closed the door. He walked home and made a mental note to really polish his desk in the morning even knowing that Constable Fraser would probably politely do it when he was...done.
2) Escorting Inspector Thatcher to events was always a double edged sword. On the positive side, he got to try new culinary treats, hear fine music, and meet the most interesting people. On the negative side, he was being constantly berated, given cold looks while being told to shut up, and was generally treated like a waiter even when there were waiters present. To be quite honest, Ren didn't mind the Inspector's company too much. She was a bright and strong woman. He often got glimpses of her true character on nights like this when she'd probably had a touch too much champagne and had forgotten just who her escort was. Ren thrilled at being treated normally even for just a moment. Of course coming back to the Consulate to find Constable Fraser and Detective Vecchio lying naked amongst scattered clothes in the parlor was quite a shock. Fraser must have been quite stimulated because he usually was a light sleeper, but their entrance had not woken him. Ren quickly shut the door. He knew that Thatcher would hit the roof if she saw them. He turned and grabbed her shoulders. "Meg," he said, to his own internal horror, "I had a wonderful evening." Ren then proceeded to give her a kiss. When he pulled away, her face expressed only shock, but it quickly changed to one of rage. Ren was quite sure her voice could have been heard three blocks away. When she was done ripping him up one side and down the other, and he had given a properly cowed response, blaming the champagne that he'd only had a sip of, she strode past him and opened the door. Thankfully, Detective Vecchio and Constable Fraser were fully dressed and trying to look nonchalant.
3) When Ren's pen ran out of ink, he headed back to Constable Fraser's office where the supplies were kept. The door was open a crack, and when he tried to push it further in, it resisted.
"Is there something you need Turnbull?" Fraser asked in a strained voice.
"A pen if you please," Ren replied, puzzled. There was some fumbling and some clattering and the hand that held out a fist full of pens was definitely not Fraser's.
"Thank you, Constable," Ren said.
"Don't mention it," a Chicago accent replied. The door slammed and there was some thumping on the other side. Ren rubbed his face and told himself not to think about it while returning to his desk.
4) By the time Ren caught Constable Fraser and Detective Vecchio in the supply room of the precinct, it was old hat. "The Inspector and the Leftenant are looking for you," he said to a crack he had opened in the door. He quickly closed it and stood outside with a dull expression that would hopefully keep the bosses at bay. No one paid him any mind as they passed him bustling around on their own business. After a few moments, the door opened into his back. He kindly stepped out of the way to allow the two of them to exit. Vecchio gave him a grin, and Fraser avoided looking up while rubbing his eyebrow. Ren merely nodded and followed them to the Leftenant's office.
"Where have you been?" Inspector Thatcher snapped.
If he was a clever man, Ren would have come up with some amusing inuendo about the Constable and/or Detective being in the closet, but he wasn't so he stayed quiet. It was worth it though when Detective Vecchio shot him a wink.
5) Ren admired Detective Vecchio's car. It was sleek and strong and suited its owner perfectly. Vecchio, who insisted on being called Ray after the closet incident, practically gushed when Ren expressed an interest in the GTO. He learned far more than he ever wanted to know about cars in that half-hour, but it was amusing to watch Ray flail his hands about as he talked with passion. After the lesson, Ray offered to let him drive it if he promised to be careful and not to 'drive like an old lady'. The last was said while shooting a look at Fraser. Ren climbed behind the wheel in reverent awe. Fraser and Ray climbed in the back and it wasn't long into the trip when he looked into the rear view mirror and saw far too much for his liking.
"Why do you do this to me?" he whined. "Why?"
Ray, who was apparently taught not to talk with his mouth full, waited until he was done before he replied. "It makes Fraser hot. He's kinda kinky under that starchy Mountie outside."
"Ray," Fraser warned, but Ren wasn't really paying attention. He was too busy banging his head lightly against the steering wheel.
And last but not least forreginagiraffe: Five outfits Rodney loved seeing John wear.
1) John's regular uniform is very distracting on missions because of the thigh strap. How it can look so dashing on Sheppard when all it does for Rodney is give him a wedgie is beyond even his mighty intellect.
2) The weird outfits that they were wearing in the Aurora AI weren't what you'd call fashionable, but the yellow construction boots haunted Rodney for days. He had all sorts of Sheppard as construction worker/cable guy/handy man fantasies that kept his showers interesting for months. He's really ashamed that he's swayed by something so porn plot cliche, but he just can't help himself.
3) The loose white shirt that John's wearing when they finally catch up with him in the time dilation trap is very soft. After the people Ascend and they're on their way home, John jokes about it becoming an old fashioned night shirt when he gets back. But when Rodney looks at him out of the corner of his eye in the Jumper, he's not seeing Ebenezer Scrooge so much as Pirates of the Caribbean. He ads Pirate John to the list of construction worker fantasies and almost misses a science team meeting one morning because his shower takes over an hour.
4) The new leather jacket the Daedalus brings Sheppard makes Rodney's mouth water. He's got the deep, deep need to touch it. It looks buttery and smooth. John keeps giving him funny looks because of his staring, but he just can't stop.
"You know, if you like it so much you can get one too. The Daedalus leaves tomorrow," John says after Rodney's caught looking again.
"It wouldn't be the same," Rodney sighs. And if a tough biker John gets thrown into the fantasy mix now and again, it doesn't hurt anybody.
5) By far the best thing John could ever wear is nothing. It starts simply by John pulling off his leather jacket and making Rodney try it on. The rest of the clothes are negotiated off at some later point, but Rodney keeps the jacket on which makes John laugh and later the soft feel against his skin makes him moan. Rodney decides that next Daedalus run he will order a coat, but he'll only wear it in his room at times like this.
Post is still open if anyone would like me to write them something...seeing as how I just can't manage to just do lists, it's like FIVE FIVE FIVE drabbles in one! /announcer voice
bubbles83: Five movies that John and Rodney made Teyla watch (That she actually enjoyed. Not that she'd let them know that.)1) After the first couple weeks on Atlantis, when people started feeling more comfortable, Rodney explained something about a 'group server' and 'media files'. Teyla didn't understand, but he seemed excited about it. On their team night, John and Rodney argued about what to watch, when Elizabeth came by and recommended a 'movie'. Rodney agreed, and they watched a story called The Princess Bride. The story was simple, the characters recognizable, and she didn't have to have them stop it to answer as many questions as they normally would. The dashing man in black reminded her a little of John. The gentile giant reminded her of Halling. The loud obnoxious genius...well she couldn't help glancing at Rodney every time the man talked. He was mouthing along with the words. Teyla hoped that they didn't think she was as idiotic as Buttercup.
2) After Ford left, John pulled away from them all. When she tried to speak to him, he refused to talk about it. It was easier to console Rodney. He seemed to be feeling a little abandoned. She suggested they watch a movie together, even if John didn't want to participate. Rodney in an ill mood chose something called Apocolypse Now. When John caught them watching it, he marched over to the television and turned it off. Teyla often wondered what happened to Captain Willard, but she was afraid to ask.
3) When the ordeal with the Aurora was over, and they had toasted a glass to her crew, Teyla found John on one of the balconies with a glass in his hand. He'd had more than the toast. When she gave him a look, he gave a bitter sweet smile and took her to the media room. There he showed her a movie that was different from the ones they usually watched. There was no color or explosions or team sports with heart warming stories. It was called Casablanca. When the sad ending was over Teyla gave John another look. He only shrugged and said "Aurora was my Ingrid Bergman I guess." Teyla didn't know who that was, but she thought she understood.
4) Teyla despised Spider-man. John and Rodney both couldn't stop talking about both movies. They debated them endlessly. She couldn't see the facination. While the idea of 'with great power comes great responsibility' was a noble one, she didn't think the character adhered to it well. First he profited from his gifts and then he turned his back on them. Teyla would have given anything for gifts like his, ones that she could use to fight the Wraith. Perhaps that was what blindsided her when Ford dosed them with the enzyme. She still couldn't stand Spider-man, but the Batman movie they showed her gave her hope.
5) When John made them watch the Back to the Future movies to annoy Rodney, it was an exciting evening. The two baited each other while she and Ronan kept making comments or questions that would keep the fight going. It was obvious the two were enjoying themselves, and in turn she and Ronan enjoyed the evening as well. If anyone asked her what the movies were about, or if she had to explain them, she would't have been able to, but the smile on her face would be answer enough.
For
girl_clone: Five times the Metallicar wished it were a pickup instead.1) The day that Dean drove through that field in Delaware the car shuddered at the cow muck that was getting flung up on it's sides. Dean patted the steering wheel and cooed about hand washing and the wax job to end all wax jobs. The car made it across the field and the werewolf didn't know what hit it. Sam just shook his head. His brother was really weird.
2) Saving children from a fire caused by a poltergeist was fine. Saving sticky children who are left alone on backseats with candy is not fine. Someday, Dean is going to learn this point when he can't manage to get the key to work in the ignition. No matter how hard he tries.
3) Sam is tall with a capitol T. He has big feet. He kicks in his sleep. Trying to find an Impala back window in Idaho on a Saturday? Impossible. Dean swears that Sam is getting tossed out while the car is still moving if he hears so much as one snore.
4) Girls dig the car. How can they not? But even an old vehicle like his doesn't have all the leg room one really needs to...fully experience the joys of a giggling bar fly. Dean sometimes wonders if that's why his dad drives a truck with extra blankets stowed, and then promptly slaps himself for thinking of sex and his dad in the same sentence. Ew.
5) 1986. Dean is seven years old and he will never forgive his father. There was ghost trouble. An old lady was in danger. He understands that, respects it even, but that's no reason to use the Impala as a battering ram to blow open the gate. The bumper is completely twisted. Three out of four headlights are gone. The passenger front quarter panel is ripped almost to the door. "Maybe I should put one of those gatecrasher type bumpers on the front?" John wonders aloud. Dean looks at him in horror. John ducks his head and quickly looks away. The idea is never mentioned again, but John does buy a cheap truck to fix up the next winter.
For
brooklinegirl: Five Times Turnbull Walked in on RayK and Fraser Having Sex.1) Sometimes having a live-in Mountie inside the Consulate was a good thing. Constable Fraser was there for emergencies, which put Ren's mind at ease. It was hard being in charge of a whole Consolate alone. Ren considered he and Fraser a team. Of course, it also being his living area could cause problems. For instance, one night Ren walked all the way home before he realized he'd left his lunch bag and the special omelet pan that he'd used for the Inspector's breakfast that morning. By the time he'd walked all the way back, it was starting to get dark. That's why he easily missed the black car parked out front, otherwise he would have never let himself in. Detective Vecchio, who he was never to call Kowalski not even if he wanted to, was bent over Ren's desk with Constable Fraser on top of him. "Oops," Ren said and immediately closed the door. He walked home and made a mental note to really polish his desk in the morning even knowing that Constable Fraser would probably politely do it when he was...done.
2) Escorting Inspector Thatcher to events was always a double edged sword. On the positive side, he got to try new culinary treats, hear fine music, and meet the most interesting people. On the negative side, he was being constantly berated, given cold looks while being told to shut up, and was generally treated like a waiter even when there were waiters present. To be quite honest, Ren didn't mind the Inspector's company too much. She was a bright and strong woman. He often got glimpses of her true character on nights like this when she'd probably had a touch too much champagne and had forgotten just who her escort was. Ren thrilled at being treated normally even for just a moment. Of course coming back to the Consulate to find Constable Fraser and Detective Vecchio lying naked amongst scattered clothes in the parlor was quite a shock. Fraser must have been quite stimulated because he usually was a light sleeper, but their entrance had not woken him. Ren quickly shut the door. He knew that Thatcher would hit the roof if she saw them. He turned and grabbed her shoulders. "Meg," he said, to his own internal horror, "I had a wonderful evening." Ren then proceeded to give her a kiss. When he pulled away, her face expressed only shock, but it quickly changed to one of rage. Ren was quite sure her voice could have been heard three blocks away. When she was done ripping him up one side and down the other, and he had given a properly cowed response, blaming the champagne that he'd only had a sip of, she strode past him and opened the door. Thankfully, Detective Vecchio and Constable Fraser were fully dressed and trying to look nonchalant.
3) When Ren's pen ran out of ink, he headed back to Constable Fraser's office where the supplies were kept. The door was open a crack, and when he tried to push it further in, it resisted.
"Is there something you need Turnbull?" Fraser asked in a strained voice.
"A pen if you please," Ren replied, puzzled. There was some fumbling and some clattering and the hand that held out a fist full of pens was definitely not Fraser's.
"Thank you, Constable," Ren said.
"Don't mention it," a Chicago accent replied. The door slammed and there was some thumping on the other side. Ren rubbed his face and told himself not to think about it while returning to his desk.
4) By the time Ren caught Constable Fraser and Detective Vecchio in the supply room of the precinct, it was old hat. "The Inspector and the Leftenant are looking for you," he said to a crack he had opened in the door. He quickly closed it and stood outside with a dull expression that would hopefully keep the bosses at bay. No one paid him any mind as they passed him bustling around on their own business. After a few moments, the door opened into his back. He kindly stepped out of the way to allow the two of them to exit. Vecchio gave him a grin, and Fraser avoided looking up while rubbing his eyebrow. Ren merely nodded and followed them to the Leftenant's office.
"Where have you been?" Inspector Thatcher snapped.
If he was a clever man, Ren would have come up with some amusing inuendo about the Constable and/or Detective being in the closet, but he wasn't so he stayed quiet. It was worth it though when Detective Vecchio shot him a wink.
5) Ren admired Detective Vecchio's car. It was sleek and strong and suited its owner perfectly. Vecchio, who insisted on being called Ray after the closet incident, practically gushed when Ren expressed an interest in the GTO. He learned far more than he ever wanted to know about cars in that half-hour, but it was amusing to watch Ray flail his hands about as he talked with passion. After the lesson, Ray offered to let him drive it if he promised to be careful and not to 'drive like an old lady'. The last was said while shooting a look at Fraser. Ren climbed behind the wheel in reverent awe. Fraser and Ray climbed in the back and it wasn't long into the trip when he looked into the rear view mirror and saw far too much for his liking.
"Why do you do this to me?" he whined. "Why?"
Ray, who was apparently taught not to talk with his mouth full, waited until he was done before he replied. "It makes Fraser hot. He's kinda kinky under that starchy Mountie outside."
"Ray," Fraser warned, but Ren wasn't really paying attention. He was too busy banging his head lightly against the steering wheel.
And last but not least for
reginagiraffe: Five outfits Rodney loved seeing John wear.1) John's regular uniform is very distracting on missions because of the thigh strap. How it can look so dashing on Sheppard when all it does for Rodney is give him a wedgie is beyond even his mighty intellect.
2) The weird outfits that they were wearing in the Aurora AI weren't what you'd call fashionable, but the yellow construction boots haunted Rodney for days. He had all sorts of Sheppard as construction worker/cable guy/handy man fantasies that kept his showers interesting for months. He's really ashamed that he's swayed by something so porn plot cliche, but he just can't help himself.
3) The loose white shirt that John's wearing when they finally catch up with him in the time dilation trap is very soft. After the people Ascend and they're on their way home, John jokes about it becoming an old fashioned night shirt when he gets back. But when Rodney looks at him out of the corner of his eye in the Jumper, he's not seeing Ebenezer Scrooge so much as Pirates of the Caribbean. He ads Pirate John to the list of construction worker fantasies and almost misses a science team meeting one morning because his shower takes over an hour.
4) The new leather jacket the Daedalus brings Sheppard makes Rodney's mouth water. He's got the deep, deep need to touch it. It looks buttery and smooth. John keeps giving him funny looks because of his staring, but he just can't stop.
"You know, if you like it so much you can get one too. The Daedalus leaves tomorrow," John says after Rodney's caught looking again.
"It wouldn't be the same," Rodney sighs. And if a tough biker John gets thrown into the fantasy mix now and again, it doesn't hurt anybody.
5) By far the best thing John could ever wear is nothing. It starts simply by John pulling off his leather jacket and making Rodney try it on. The rest of the clothes are negotiated off at some later point, but Rodney keeps the jacket on which makes John laugh and later the soft feel against his skin makes him moan. Rodney decides that next Daedalus run he will order a coat, but he'll only wear it in his room at times like this.
Post is still open if anyone would like me to write them something...seeing as how I just can't manage to just do lists, it's like FIVE FIVE FIVE drabbles in one! /announcer voice
